(Source: darkporc)

walked into the break room and my boss’s child was there…: leave gremlin this is my house

seeing-ghosts:

dankmemesreasonforliving:

beetledrink:

i love it when you accidentally meet eyes with a stranger in public and you flash a quick polite smile and they look at you like they wish you were dead in a ditch

(Source: ratak-monodosico)

6thhouse:

me: stoner culture is so trite and pathetic
also me: i will trade my blood for weed 1:1 

kindaokmemes:

It’s that time of the year again :)

today the look the hobby lobby cashier had on her face as she checked me out was one of terror

inthetags:

reblog and describe your voice in the tags

okboy:

heymomlookimadeablog:

okboy:

i think everyone in england is just voice acting or something i dont think people actually sound like that

hey op can I politely ask which country you’re from?

peppa pig boutta say something racist

gameraboy:

Alf (1986)

the-pasemi:

psilocyboi:

Stoners be like: I function better when I’m high! *sits in silence with mouth open*

(Source: screenshotsofdespair)